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Mexican Sex Hotel
In The Days Before The Revolution
Ambit
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Pulp.Net
Barthelme
Beckett
Carrington
FICTION, PASTICHE, NON-FICTION
DREAMS NEVER END - Various, ed Nicholas Royle
(TINDAL STREET PRESS, Nov 2004) Features: "City of Women", "The Shattered Window", "Blueness" by HP Tinker

"An assiduous champion of the short story, Nicholas Royle introduces works by three young English practitioners of contemporary noir. The best is HP Tinker, whose infusions of surrealism and pop-culture references have apparently already earned him comparisons to Thomas Pynchon, though his three stories here reminded me more of Paul Auster's New York Stories. His stock detectives flounder in an incomprehensible universe overloaded with information but short on meaning, and are as baffled as the reader by the improbable suicides and motiveless crimes which they come across. Unusual, arresting, smart and very funny, his stories easily repay Royle's faith in the form, though personally I look forward to him writing a novel." (Independent on Sunday)
You Can Go Home Again
The Lakes
Son of Sinbad
"They beat up my inner child..."
Ronald Sukenick
Vonnegut
The Skull of the Marquis De Sade Frequently Mistaken For An Antique Cocktail Shaker
Sadness: an interim report
JG Ballard
Philip K Dick
HP Lovecraft
Alasdair Gray
Orton
BS Johnson
John Sladek
Oscar Wilde
HP Tinker's Great Big Fat Famous Pulp.Net Top Ten
DTMCB
Surrealists
McSweeney's
Burroughs
Denton Welch
Woody Allen
Charlie Kaufman
The Idler
Dylan
Man Ray
Yves Tanguy
Duchamp
Magritte
MoMA
Kandinsky
David Lynch
Francis Bacon
Jackson Pollock
Bunuel
Morrissey
D. Harlan Wilson
Nicholas Royle
Mark Simpson
Alastair Gentry
Daniel Johnston
All propositions, negotiations, inducements, blackmail notes, cash, abuse, to HP Tinker's swelling organ:
CrimeSpree
Carcanet
Canongate
Ben Marcus
Paris Bitter Hearts
Paul Gauguin Trapped On The 37th Floor
The King of Australia
McNeil Variations
Laura Hird
"Hilarious deadpan surrealism..."
(The Times)
Intermezzo
"... fizzes with the kind of zany, surreal conjunctions that recall Barthelme and Pynchon in their prime." (The Guardian)
... a brand spanking new HP Tinker story called "Caveats" will be appearing in Ambit 185 in late July.
BOOKS
Donari Braxton
Tony O'Neill
THE EDGIER WATERS - Various, ed A.Stevens
(SNOWBOOKS, June 2006) Features: "The Morrissey Exhibition" by HP Tinker. Also includes pieces by Alistair Gentry, Steve Aylett, Kenji Siratori, Billy Childish, Sander Hicks, Tony White, Travis Jeppesen, Thurston Moore, Daren King, Tony O'Neill, Paul Ewen, Steve Almond, Steven Hall, Ben Myers, Hillary Rapheal, Mark Simpson, Noah Cicero... and others and others and others.
Bravely, a collection of stories by HP Tinker will be published by bright new underground literary gunslinger SOCIAL DISEASE, circa September 2006.

Entitled "The Swank Bisexual Wine Bar of Modernity" it will contain 16 stories, each written by HP Tinker himself, by hand, in which: * Paul Gauguin considers himself moderately in love with Jacqueline Du Pre * Pierre Boulez redevelops Kandahar for homosexuals * a General re-reads The Color Purple, close to tears, between battles * pornography enjoys renewed popularity due to the extensive modeling work of Bertrand Russell * the Morrissey Exhibition arrives in Your Town * a writer uncovers great truths in the back of a Cortina * a detective ponders the ambiguous relationship between Dean Martin and Sammy Davies Jnr * beautiful memories of a Nazi childhood are revisited * due to the greatest hits of Tina Turner a woman's feelings are never truly considered * an old lady falls into a canal * the Irish poet and critic Tom Paulin leaves the top button of his shirt undone to affect a more casual appearance * a minimalist lives in surprising opulence * conflict and inner turmoil are the long-term effects of taking substantial quantities of heroin in various anonymous bathroom settings * the author's death leads to the overthrow of the entire Haitian government * Jean Vigo contemplates the nature of time in a hotel lobby * life strikes me as largely unfair *
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